You know you’re single as fuck when your phones about to die and you don’t even care to look for a charger.
i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me
even if u dont like miley cyrus u kinda do like miley cyrus